there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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