I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i came on her dog
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We're using joints as your birthday candles
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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