i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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