I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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