Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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