y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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