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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
