I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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