My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I think i got beer on your cat.
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