yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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