to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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