So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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