He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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