Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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