was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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