it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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