can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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