Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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