last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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