the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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