we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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