Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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