let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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