he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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