i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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