i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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