White coat. Heels.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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