It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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