is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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