The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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