Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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