no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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