you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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