I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We got so high we made milksteak
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Randomize
