Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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