he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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