i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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