You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
