I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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