I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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