Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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