some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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