I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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