dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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