You're completely useless in the revolution.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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