i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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