I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
did you just send me my own nude
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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