If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
