I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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