You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
"it" just moved
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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