There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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