I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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