this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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