If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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