All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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