bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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