they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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