I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sober January is a disaster.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He has the fingertips of a God
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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