I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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