I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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