do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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